I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
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