i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
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