That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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