Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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