I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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