That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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