do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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