No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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