No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
