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JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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