Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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