he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
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