I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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