We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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