theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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