Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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