so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
I forgot how hot balto sounded
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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