i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Randomize
