if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
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