Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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