He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Randomize
