covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I think im going to throw up on grandma
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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