Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
