I'd wear matching sweaters with you
I love black thongs
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
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