i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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