so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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