i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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