I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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