We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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