p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I think people are normalizing furries
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