Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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