Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
that may or may not have been my penis.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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