Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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