White coat. Heels.
I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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