just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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