And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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