As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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