Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
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