Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Randomize