dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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