Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Randomize
