I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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