no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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