he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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