We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Randomize
