I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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