That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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