Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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