About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
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