I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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