I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
BRING THE BAGELS
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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