doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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