Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
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